The Girl and I went to a bridal shower today for one of my Husband's cousins. The Girl ended up being our table's toilet paper bride. She looked beautiful.
I have been writing down things that drive me nuts! Mostly for fun, here is a selection:
- Our flaky internet
- Stupid, non-functioning can openers
- Smelly diapers in the garbage can waiting for me to change the bag
- Noticing you are out of soap when you are already in the shower
- Socks that fall down into your shoes
- Missing remote control once you have already sat down
- Warm apple juice
- Alarm clocks that go off 5 minutes after the Baby went back to sleep
- Bumps in the sidewalk that cause the front wheels to catch and ram the handle bars into my stomach.
- Bare feet on cherios
- Stupid autocorrext
- Repeating myself because no one listens
- Repeating myself because no one listens
- Fruit flies in my kitchen!
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